Q. Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean?
A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve!
Q. How does Moses make his coffee?
A. Hebrews it.
Q. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
A. By his net income.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q. What animal could Noah not trust?
A. Cheetah
courtesy of:
http://margaretfeinberg.com/23-of-the-best-bible-jokes-riddles/
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